I just received this text: "Happy new year may this year b better then last year lov u mae mae!!!!" what the heck is a mae mae?

then I looked around and say he took.down 2 light posts lol. called PD but he already ran offsite LOL

outside by himself. I approached, he ran. I later found him sleeping in a corner next to his apt outside. I woke hem up w my flash light...

one of the 2 properties I'm working tonight is the same property I worked last year's new years eve. I found one guy SCREAMING half naked...

New Years is saving the best for last :) WestSide! LOL

Happy New Year my east coast friends! :)

IDEA: make a commitment to be happy.

70 degrees, clear navy blue sky, a calm, warm breeze here in southern cali. shoot...perfect night for a beach party.

MoochTip: do not flip off, cut off or bark at anyone while driving. they may become ur next client, or girlfriend or in law.

I am good for something

getting really irritated waking up every morning with 6lbs of flem inside my sinuses. good morning!!

New Years Day will be 85 degrees in southern California :) just fyi

MoochFact: I still know the words to Barney's song.

"Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability." - Flower A. Newhouse / Moochology

"Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going." - Jim Ryun / Moochology

Motivation is food for the brain. You can't get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular fills. - Peter Davies / Moochology

yea... no pizza for Mooch.

8:19pm domino's pizza delivery driver onsite. if I do this right ima walk away with a free pizza. stand by.

8:15 female exits residence with 3 foot long bolt cutters. truck slowly drives offsite. man I love working this property.

I've seen this same gray toyota pickup park in the same spot letting out the same female to go to the same residence roughly a dozen times.

this is a second incident happening at residence straight across from previous incident. this is live.

8:09pm gray toyota pickup pulls up n parks in the exact middle of parking lot. turns off engine. female passenger exits to go to residents.

8:05pm all 3 juveniles skate offsite. resident mugs me. I smile and wave back. :)

8:02pm resident, Hispanic male adult comes n greets the kids. they chit chat for 2 mins. one juvenile constantly looks around. then at me.

8pm on the dot. 3 white juvenile males on skateboards go straight to a residents balcony and wait.

working dbl shifts tonight and tomorrow making up for 2 days off then off Sunday!

when I inspire you, I inspire myself.

LOL who the heck gets 8 hrs sleep?

looking for advice on fixing collection items on my credit of which my ex is to blame. found 2 so far. not crackin.

I offer very little to my homeless friends, but with consistency and progression, the wripple effect can surpass all expectations.

and my offer of free lifetime web hosting to any nonprofit advocating homelessness still stands.

in 2012 all web, graphic, print products/services sold provided by my company [http://ping.fm/zIsfw] will go towards homeless services.

I thinkkkkkkkk I think! I'm getting a buzz off the wine in moms homemade lasagna sauce.

eating homemade lasagna for breakfast :)

reality is not an option. yours, however, is. Moochology.

Question: if I list my religion on Facebook as Mormon, can I add multiple girlfriends?

seems these projects stopped breathin when I stopped promotin: http://NoBoxBlogs.com - http://MoochList.com - http://ReviewaSpace.com shame

I love to debate, especially about politics, religion, marijuana, parenting etc. this is what thinkers enjoy doing. yet I rarely do it.

but she stole my vitamin c pills LOL

but my friend miss ginger is helping me get better :)

so as soon as I drove up to surprise moms on christmas morning I became sick. fantastic ain't it? that's why I've been 'absent'.

o btw today (28th) is my moms birfday :)

I can't wait to go to sleep in my car tonight lol haven't done it in days. it's so cumfy!

very very tired. at work right now. should be back to normal tomorrow.

I'm baaaaack!

in front of moms house warming up mooch mobile. getting ready to head back to los angeles. still best xmas ever.

im watching Smiley Face with Anna Faris and Danny Masterson lol pretty funny

eating homemade apple pie

ugh Dear John is on woohoo!!

and my mom still has a pic of me and my ex!

so apparently I still snore

going to sleep buzzed n stuffed n with a smile. merry christmas everyone. sweet dreams. :) good night.

stuffed

:)

moms making lasagna sauce from scratch!!

moms preparing her homemade lasagna (I mean mine) and she's still wearing her santa hat lol

merry christmas everyone. best one ever. mom says so.

I'm drinking all day with omom.LOL

20 mins hehehe

I'll be at moms in about an hour!

its 28 degrees up here

less than 3 hrs away from moms

gas. check! toll money. check! coke, sammich and chips. check! packed bag. check! on freeway. check! I'm going home for xmas! *yay* lol

leaving for work. in 4 hrs I'll start my drive 7 hrs up California to surprise moms on christmas morning! sweet dreams everyone!!

I'm giddy and eager like an only child on christmas morning!

hehehehehe

o shit I just realized ima get drunk tomorrow off moms eggnog! LOL

who wants to adopt Mooch?

I am just like a puppy dog. I'm loyal, I make people smile and I'm friggin adorable. LOL

hardest thing will be hugging mom tomorrow morning and not crying with her. she has no idea what I'm going through. gotta be strong for her.

stay smiling - a smile all by itself can and will inspire another. Moochology.

you have no idea how much I appreciate all of you right now. thank you.

feeling incredibly happy right now. just saw that I accomplished my goals for 2011. tomorrow I'm surprising moms on xmas. I'm so fortunate.

I leave tonight to surprise moms on christmas day!!!

felt damn inspired today.

morningggg :) I'm still sleepy

I am so fortunate. I see reminders everyday.

"dangit girl! did u hit every branch of the pretty tree or what?!" <--- lol omg man

thinking of my future gets me high - every time. and hey, it's legal, healthy, and productive. get hooked today. Moochology.

Santa Mooch is bringing presents to single mom w/ 2 daughters tomorrow woohoo!

you must be prepared and confident that when the world calls upon you, you will be ready and willing. failure has limits, success does not.

but... it does bring more questions. more requests. more obstacles.

being preferred. being chosen. being the winner. it doesn't get old.

Hello Kitty threw up in Walmart

Santa Mooch

ok im at home depot. what isle is keychains?

seriously where do I look for keychains? I need to buy one for a present but everywhere I go they have crap. help!

tumblin's a rumblin

making t-shirts

this will be the best xmas of my life. I'm homeless and broke, but I'm happy. let me be the proof u need that u can be happy too. just be.

if you want to do something awesome for the single mom w/ 2 daughters please hit me up. this year they can still have a happy christmas. :)

someday I will make my mom proud

homelessness is but a transition, not the end of the road. that's a fact! ----> http://theHEclub.com proof

I am my only obstacle. I am the only one who will bring me success. I am the only one who can appreciate my life.

ima dye my hair. with white out.

MoochTip do not leave your computer on for days at a time. it's a computer, not a smartphone.

this is the first christmas where I won't ask for anything because I honestly don't want anything.

nap time lol

ugh yea I'm done til work tonight. then I'm eating more.

haha crap im full

I'm getting stuffed

I have an entire (but half eaten) lasagna on my lap and chowin down with a spoon in the library parking lot. best xmas gift. thank u miss T!

I keep meaning to take a picture but instead I start eating!!!

eating homemade lasagna!!!!!

ur the only one on earth who knows how precious u are. but if u haven't realized it yet, ur missing out on a lot. so are friends and family.

just had deja vu!

just had deja vu!

one day I'll be the guy buying and wrapping christmas presents for everyone. I've still never been that guy.

"Once you have the vision in sight, do not hesitate to mold it into your own reality." - Brandi / Moochology

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt / Moochology

A smile is a light in the window of your face to show your heart is at home. Moochology

own your pain

why do the 49ers keep turning the lights off? what are they scared of?

if for some crazy reason u cannot do so, u can donate $5 to a local shelter, outreach or man on the street. or via my blog. I'll buy 'em.

do something christmasy and awesome at the same time for only $5. buy and donate a thermal to homeless. share a smile. save a life.

only way I'd get married is with a prenup

omg I just remembered I have 2 fat boys in my car!

I'm very irritable today.

because I have a brain, and I know that if it weren't for my clients, I wouldn't own a business whatsoever. I keep my promises.

when my company gets bigger, I'll continue my appreciation, free support and common sense ways towards my clients.

it's a fact giant companies lie. it's happened to all of us. it's happened to me twice this week and it enrages me. but I can't change them.

I would kill at speed dating

attn photographers in Los Angeles you need to peep the LA skyline right now its crazy.

whatever it takes

"Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." - Abraham Lincoln / Moochology

"Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves. " - Abraham Lincoln / Moochology

I love Moochology because it clears my head, delivers me focus and reminds me not to quit for I am capable.

"I will prepare and some day my chance will come. " - Abraham Lincoln / Moochology

"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other. " - Abraham Lincoln / Moochology

"All I am, or can be, I owe to my angel mother." - Abraham Lincoln / Moochology

I'm lucky, thankful and appreciative to be alive today.

ever lay on ur back while holding ur phone above ur head while texting, then drop the phone on ur friggin face? k me neither.

gonna take a nap. wish I didn't have to in my car tho. :P

anyone ever have Ciroc? ooowhee that's sumfin hard but good!

success is the best revenge

don't look for it, when it's sole job is to find you instead.

"Be curious, not judgmental." - Walt Whitman / Moochology

"I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends." - Walt Whitman / Moochology

"We were together. I forget the rest." - Walt Whitman / Moochology

it's official. I'm going home for christmas. and mom wont know til I'm at her front door! LOL

a vendor outside Target asked me if I'd like to donate to local homeless. I told him no thanks I'm homeless myself. he said ok thanks. um?

why do I think its funny when I see people using an umbrella?

sweet dreams. good night.

we all have a person or a goal that drives us through the road of success towards happiness. be patient, be stubborn, prove doubters wrong.

if I made u smile yesterday, like this status, share it or retweet it. let others know someone believes in u. let others know ur worth it.

lol I spit some powerful words sometimes. that's when you know I've got something heavy on my mind. stay passionate.

something you may not know about me: I'm scared everyday.

its ok to be scared. ur supposed to be. it helps u focus. but fear doesn't halt u, only u can do that. don't let fear prevent progress.

your religion, your culture, your past do not restrict you - you do. take responsibility and do whatever it takes to succeed.

you are worth more, deserve more and are capable of more than you realize. but you may never figure this out unless you make a change.

regardless, I love him and I miss him and I'm thankful for the little talks we do have. I plan on seeing him on christmas day. :)

it wasn't until I was about 18 I think that we started hanging out more. I lived with him for a few months when I was 7 but that's about it.

my dad wasn't around when I was growing up. I don't really know why. my parents divorced when I was 2. he was usually in same city as me.

once played Gary Kasparov. if you know who that is, you're a geek. if you don't, google him.

im in court with Kendoll right now haha!

o no this guy still uses The Club how cute lol

ever get stopped in ur tracks with a random thought of mass appreciation? keep that, remember that and share it. that's ur motivation.

"A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone else thought they could" - Zig Ziglar / Moochology

"You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want." - Zig Ziglar / Moochology

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing--that's why we recommend it daily." - Zig Ziglar / Moochology

I wish I had some competition.

I am not a secret.

make a commitment to be happy. Moochology.

anyone know where I can borrow a pony?

in short, ima drive 7 hours for my moms homemade lasagna, garlic bread n ice cold milk. it's gonna be awesome. and I'm not sharing.

nuffin but!!!!!!

I smell hamburger helper beef casserole. if I do end up driving up norf I'm eating nuffin but homemade anything. nuffin but!

this thermal is really keeping me warm people should donate these more often!

surround yourself with people who make you smile.

thinking bout driving up norf to surprise moms on christmas day

devoted

my life may not be sexy, but it is productive. can you use a single word to describe your life?

what motivates me is the realization that I can actually accomplish every one of my goals. what motivates you?

"Where there's hope, there's life. It fills us with fresh courage and makes us strong again." - Anne Frank / Moochology

"No one has ever become poor by giving." - Anne Frank / Moochology

"Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy." - Anne Frank / Moochology

"A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions." - Confucius / Moochology

"Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. " - Albert Einstein / Moochology

I am more than my lack of housing.

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. " - Albert Einstein / Moochology

dang I'm lookin pretty again tonight. sorry America.

I love female drivers

you are absolutely unique. so rare that no one like you has ever existed or will ever be duplicated. honor yourself. good night.

bout to have me a beer float cuz its movie night!

I'm connected infected with positive injection throwing out truth thru the roof unprotected unbiased to the highest power and respected

tonight is movie night! which reminds me that the single mom w/ 2 daughters doesn't have a TV! can u donate one? Mooch will pick up! :)

I gotta BH number for a reason.

if you don't believe in yourself, don't expect others to believe in you. Moochology.

I've been quiet lately

Mooch's quote of the day: "sorry I'm not a primo professional pot head."

I'll be answering ur 20 questions in a blog post today at http://ping.fm/yLeaW

morning :)

ima sleep well tonight

appreciate the small things - like toilet paper. I have to use tracing paper everyday.

yup

im getting fast food

why is everyone calling me lol

none of u care that im high against my will?

blame kendoll man but he said he didn't know either!! my face feels heavy!

ur not gonna believe this. but.I'm high right now. I ate a brownie that was more than a brownie.

then I got the idea to request items for homeless on craigslist. I received several donations. this idea is what led to http://MoochList.com

few yrs ago I was selling a new winter coat on craigslist. a woman came to my house to buy it. she said she was homeless so I gave it to her

really cold

Mooch has his first stalker. quite frankly I'm flattered.

earnin my first million

chillin here in city of angels. tinsel town. but I'm not star struck. I see potential and dreams on a daily basis when I look in the mirror.

haha I just ditched a bike cop! outlaw!

:)

no fast food - day 9 :)

I'm hungry

how the heck do u sign into ur account in the words with friends app?

today is the day you appreciate the small things and realize even in trials, you're still fortunate. Mooch is on ur team.

worried

if I made you smile today, thank you for the opportunity.

went to home depot today and saw a line of new refrigerators. so I opened every one of em just reminiscing. I used to have one of those.

available

filet mignon with a dark sherry reduction sauce

large breaded prawns covered in sweet mango salsa

margarita pizza

god this is fun

angel hair garlic noodles

pesto tortellini

mud pie

ice cold milk

garlic bread

lasagna

black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow

I'm about to cross the street and get some kind of burger or sumfin at the gas station

same friend who was eating mcdonalds in front if ne is now at el torito for $1 taco night. this. is. not. fair!!

got 3 girls on my mind right now. now I'm no longer hungry.

its killin my energy too man

dude I need meat. fast food was my main source of fuel. that must be why I've been so damn hungry cuz if no meat!! lol

had to sit with my friend and watch him eat 2 mcdoubles and 1 mcchicken. but I held my ground and I'm still fast food free!

good morning :)

7 minutes then I'm off work and on my way to gym!

I should probably promote this lol I put it up months ago. what do u want on urs? http://ping.fm/gYJfX

tomorrow is single mom w/ 2 daughters night in hotel. urgent need of a room in los angeles or long beach areas. they can pay rent in cash.

o man now I smell toast!!!!!! I want some home cooking!

a very cool friend donated an Olive Garden gift card to me. I want lasagna!!! but I don't want to go alone! who wants a date?

I used to own a lot of ties. and I made em look good.

once you realize your true potential, you'll be the hungriest you've ever been.

I can bitch about gaining weight from eating fast food on the regular, or I can strut my stuff because I'm STILL pretty. point is, be happy.

I don't have a roof over my head or my own bathroom. I could bitch, or be thankful I can afford a gym membership. see how easy this is?

I walk around at night til 2am 6 nights a wk. I could bitch about being freezing, or I could be thankful I have a job. I choose the latter.

use Facebook and Twitter as ur online vision board. discuss ur goals, passions and accomplishments. be positive. be real. be appreciative.

not a soul on earth knows my obstacles or sees my trials. that's because I don't bitch and moan. reason for that is simple. I am fortunate.

knowing that one day, one perfect and awesome day, you will all finally see what I'm accomplishing, gets me higher than you can imagine.

"When you know what you want, and want it bad enough, you will find a way to get it." - Jim Rohn / Moochology

"Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world." - Helen Keller / Moochology

"True happiness...is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose." - Helen Keller / Moochology

"Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much." - Helen Keller / Moochology

this is day 7 of no fast food. that's good news right?

bored

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." - Lao Tzu / Moochology

"Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment." - Lao Tzu / Moochology

"To lead the people, walk behind them." - Lao Tzu / Moochology

I literally cannot help you unless you help yourself first. even if I really want to help.

hmm

movie night cancelled, no fast food in 1wk (starving), having to install massive software to edit my long 20Questions video. I'm in a funk!

thinking of you

"If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time." - Proust / Moochology

"Natural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue than education without natural ability." Moochology.

"In the land of the blind a one-eyed man is King." Moochology.

brand yourself

still hoping to accomplish goal of 30 free NoBoxBlogs for homeless worldwide. share w/ someone who may need one ---> http://noboxblogs.com

last chance to ask me a question for me to answer in a video tonight! go here http://ping.fm/B1YaT

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt / Moochology

I don't lie. unfortunately that's a rarity.

"Out of clutter, find Simplicity. From discord, find Harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies Opportunity." - Albert Einstein / Moochology

if you're not excited about your potential, I want you to know I'm excited for you. and I'm not one to waste such a powerful energy.

whatever it takes

your circumstances are absolutely irrelevant to your true potential. let your critics build up your ego and keep your focus on your goals.

I was the one nobody thought could make it. I had a funny accent. I couldn't pronounce R's. I wasn't pretty. - Barbara Walters / Moochology

"Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was." - Richard L. Evans / Moochology

"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" - John Wooden / Moochology

It's common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it and try another. But above all, try something. - FDR / Moochology

"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." - Woodrow Wilson / Moochology

"I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow." - Woodrow Wilson / Moochology

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience." - Woodrow Wilson LOL

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham H. Maslow / Moochology

"Our true nationality is mankind." - H.G. Wells / Moochology

I haven't lost my focus, my peripherals have expanded.

you must have patience to succeed. I've been homeless 15 months now - whatever it takes - ask me a Q and I'll answer in a video tonight.

setup 1 blog, scheduled client meeting, called prospective client, called photographer, edited 2 client sites, any1else need sumfin?

20Questions: if I get 20 questions here, I'll answer em all truthfully in a video tonight. but only if I get 20 original questions. go!

wearin apple bottom jeans

the impossible becomes possible when you attempt the improbable. funny how that works isn't it?

pistachios and poptarts and water for dinner. night night :)

no sign of suspect. but did find 2 vehicles with damage. only one I witnessed. still on the hunt!

should I hunt down this guy who punched in 3 cars or call police?

homelessness is but a transition, not the end of the road.

getting Mooch Mobile tinted

I look like a serial killer lol

having a chicken salad sammich with a caramel frap at Starbucks all by myself in a city where I don't know anybody.

I wanna do another video, but don't know what to do it on. what do you wanna hear from Mooch?

you've got the Crypt walk and you've got the Mooch walk - but only one of is intimidating.

ima kick the zen out of ya

dear ventura / san fernando / los angeles counties, I will rake ur leaves for $20/hr. I have many homeless friends who can help. pls share.

logged out of paypal again

logged out of paypal again

finished 2 online stores for clients, adding another store for another website. getting irritated how PayPal logs me out every 3 minutes!

ever get hit with such a random yet powerful mental image that ur forced to sit back and submit to tears? I am truly thankful.

what does @VP Joe Biden actually do?